Monday, August 6, 2007

I saw the Star Wars stamps at the post office and thought of my friend Brian Robinson. I bought a sheet of the stamps (there are 15 to a sheet) for starters.

Once home I went through my cardboard box of cardboard to see what cardboard I had enough of to use for the 31-day project, and picked my Goobers boxes. I ripped 16 of the old design boxes on the seam, and alternated fronts and backs until I had 31.

I then placed the stamps on the cards in descending order as to how they rested on the stamps' sheet (see link below). This is why, for example, there are three cards with Darth Vader stamps (and because there are 15 to a sheet and 31 days in July).

  • Star Wars stamps' sheet


  • I would then write little poem songs, most of which ripped off pop songs, about the Star Wars stamps (and using the text on the back of the sheet about each stamp—can't locate that online, apologies).


    The July Project 2007
    for Brian Robinson



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    07.01.07—5:42 p.m.

    Darth Vader stamp

    (sing to yr own tune)

    Is it the Death Star,
    if you’re just living in it
    ’cause one day soon
    you’ll have to take yr shit
    somewhere else
    and then just go away
    when oh when
    when is that special day?


    07.02.07—11:57 p.m.

    Millennium Falcon stamp

    (sing to the tune of the “How Can I Be Sure” by the Young Rascals)

    how can I be true,
    when that bird is constantly flying
    how can I be true
    whenever it,
    whenever it flew so far and near
    another mission for pay
    then saving ones now dear
    what’s the weather
    I know you care we’re together
    you can’t hide your feelings from me.


    07.03.07—10:52 p.m.

    Luke Skywalker stamp

    (sing to the tune of “Hero” by Enrique Iglesias)

    I can be your hero Leia
    lead you through the fight
    I can be your hero Leia
    you, you take my breath away
    (but why doesn’t that feel right,
    that’s really not feeling right)


    07.04.07—11:12 p.m.

    Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker stamp

    (sing to the tune of “Lucky Star” by Madonna)

    star light, star bright
    first star I see tonight
    star light, star bright, yeah

    you may be the one I trained
    and now you’re the one with a new name
    and every time you flash your saber
    I tell you my favorite tennis player’s name is Rod Laver

    star light, star bright
    first star I see tonight
    star light, star bright, yeah

    you may be the one I trained
    and now you’re the one with a new name


    07.05.07—11:09 p.m.

    Emperor Palpatine stamp

    (sing to the tune of “Like a Rolling Stone” by Bob Dylan)

    once upon a time emperor palpatine
    you molded minds in your prime,
    didn’t you.
    Darth’d call, say, “Luke’s over there,
    watchin’ you.”
    you thought he was kiddin’ you
    how does it feel
    to be without yr star
    off of a fallen throne
    like a complete unknown
    like a sith lord thrown.


    07.06.07—11:57 p.m.

    C-3PO stamp

    (sing to the tune of “Aqualung” by Jethro Tull)

    flying in a falcon
    aware of all the dread upon us all
    speaking rather crisply
    walking hurriedly to and fro
    R2 my friend
    you swear it’s not the end
    you swear we will elude what seems upon us?


    07.07.07
    (written 07.08.07—12:43 a.m.)

    Queen Padmé Amidala stamp

    (sing to the tune of “Rock Me Amadeus” by Falco)

    rock me Amidala
    Amidala, Amidala
    oh, oh, oh
    Amidala, Amidala
    oh, oh, oh
    Amidala,
    Rock me Amidala


    07.08.07

    Princess Leia Organa stamp

    (sing to yr own tune)

    I’m your only hope
    that’s what she said to me
    but she didn’t say it to me at all
    if you're a hologram
    then what are you that we see
    I’m retired please don’t bother me.


    07.09.07
    (written 07.10.07—1:15 a.m.)

    Obi-Wan Kenobi stamp

    (sing to the tune of “Dear God” by XTC)

    dear ben,
    I hope you get this holograph
    hear ben, that I need your help so clearly can’t you tell,
    I don’t wanna make a real big deal,
    but if you save me we’ll save the rest,
    dear ben,
    thank you


    07.10.07
    (written 07.11.07—3:24 a.m.)

    Darth Maul stamp

    (sing to the tune of “Both Sides Now” by Joni Mitchell)

    look at my saber, at both sides now
    imagining all of the damage wow
    at first I come from the left
    in a second your family’s bereft
    I’ll look at them that way
    and both saber sides show them today.


    07.11.07
    (written 07.12.07—1:56 a.m.)

    Han Solo and Chewbacca stamp

    (sing to the tune of “Fly Me to the Moon” by Frank Sinatra)

    if I’m to fly you to the star
    avoid intergalactic traffic
    and floating candy bars
    in other words chewy, hold my hand
    in other words, I’m your man.


    07.12.07
    (written 07.13.07—4:41 a.m.)

    Boba Fett stamp

    (sing to the tune of “Where You Lead I Will Follow” by Carole King)

    if you clone me, I will follow
    you’re my dad, and I’m just like you

    —My name is Boba Fett,
    you killed my father,
    prepare to die—

    I will follow you Falcon, where you lead


    07.13.07
    (written 07.14.07—5:35 a.m.)

    Yoda stamp

    (sing to the tune of “Luka” by Suzanne Vega)

    His name is Yoda,
    he lives in Dagobah,
    and if you look there late at night
    you won’t see him hiding in plain sight.
    “Only it hurts Luke if they land,
    their blows with saber, not with hand.”


    07.14.07
    (written 07.15.07—7:00 a.m.)

    stormtroopers stamp

    (sing to the tune of “I’ve Seen All Good People” by Yes)

    i’ve seen all stormtroopers turn their heads each day
    so satisfied I run away
    i’ve seen all stormtroopers turn their heads each day
    so satisfied I run away
    sharper image in my head
    holocaust get out of bed.


    07.15.07
    (written 07.16.07—12:20 p.m.

    X-wing starfighter stamp

    (sing to the tune of “My Ding-a-Ling” by Chuck Berry)

    when I saw a big death star
    I closed my eyes, see what I saw
    I aimed all tight and narrowing
    I love my fighter, my x-wing

    My x-wing, my x-wing, you better look out for my x-wing
    My x-wing, my x-wing, you better look out for my x-wing


    07.16.07
    (written 07.17.07—3:59 p.m.)

    For Darth Vader stamp

    (sing to the tune of “Black is Black” by Los Bravos)

    black is black
    i want my death star back
    it's gray, it's gray
    since my son blew it all away
    what can i do
    ’cause i-i-i-i must rule over you
    ’cause i-i-i-i must rule over you


    07.17.07
    (written 07.18.07—4:01 p.m.)

    Darth Vader stamp

    (sing to the tune of “We’re Off to See the Wizard” from The Wizard of Oz)

    we’re off to see Darth Vader
    that horrible miserable man
    we hear he is an evil lord
    as evil a lord can be
    (as evil a lord can be)

    oh, we’re off to see Darth Vader
    that horrible man named Darth


    07.18.07 (written 07.19.07—6:24 a.m.)

    Millennium Falcon stamp

    (sing to the tune of “Rock with You” by Michael Jackson)

    I’m gonna fly on you
    all night
    take you through to
    star light
    I’m gonna fly on you
    all night
    fly the night away
    a-w-a-a-y


    07.19.07
    (written 07.20.04—7:40 a.m.)

    Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker saber fighting stamp

    (sing to the tune of “It’s Too Late” by Carole King)

    And it’s too late Obi
    now it’s too late
    though I really did try to make it
    the force inside has died and I can’t hide it
    and I just can’t fake it


    07.20.07
    (written 07.21.07—7:05 a.m.)

    Emperor Palpatine stamp

    (sing to the tune of “Evil Ways” by Santana)

    you’ve got to change your evil ways
    Palpy
    messin’ around with those skywalkers so
    can you explain,
    Palpy
    the father first, now the son you come for,
    oh no—o-o-o-o


    07.21.07

    C-3PO stamp

    (sing to the tune of “Hungry Like the Wolf” by Duran Duran)

    C3PO what do you say
    speak all those languages today
    Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do
    R2D2 don't walk away
    from your sidekick, friend every way
    Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do
    He falls all around, he's lost and he's found
    And he's looking to help Luke
    (looking to help Luke, looking to help Luke)


    07.22.07
    (written 07.23.07—4:50 p.m.)

    Obi-Wan Kenobi stamp

    (sing to the tune of “Hang Fire” by The Rolling Stones)

    On this sweet old planet
    where I live now
    I school him the way
    the way I know how
    I train Luke, I train Luke, put up your dukes

    You know imparting knowledge is a full-time thing
    I thought I was out
    and they pull me back in
    I train Luke, I train Luke, put up your dukes


    07.23.07
    (written 7.25.07-4:07 p.m.)

    Queen Padmé Amidala stamp

    (sing to the tune of Alice Cooper’s I’m Eighteen)

    ’Cause I’m
    Fourteen
    And I’m a Queen oh my
    Fourteen
    And my man’s a Jedi
    Fourteen
    and I gotta fly


    07.24.07 (written 07.25.07—5:28 p.m.)

    Princess Leia Organa and R2-D2 stamp

    (sing to the tune of “He’s a Rebel” by The Crystals)

    she's a rebel and she's looking for obi-wan’s help
    she’s a rebel and can’t you hear her yelp
    and even though she’s captured now she’s undeterred
    holographing out through R2 her every word
    ’cause she's a rebel, yeah, yeah, yeah
    she's a rebel, she’s a rebel to me


    07.25.07
    (written 07.26.07—1:37 p.m.)

    Darth Maul stamp

    (sing to the tune of “Brain Damage” by Pink Floyd)

    The lunatic is in my head
    The lunatic will kill me dead
    he raised his blade, double-bladed
    I need to end his vicious ways

    And if the Jedi fights, so fiercely on your land
    Watch though you may not understand
    and if young obi-wan is standing 10 feet tall
    he’ll see you after he does kill darth maul


    07.26.07
    (written 07.28.07—10:47 a.m.)

    Boba Fett stamp

    (sing to the tune of “I Will Follow” by U2)

    I was right beside you saw you dead,
    dead, wished I could not see
    I knew that I’d avenge it
    I knew just what I would be

    Jedi’s walkaway, walkaway
    walkaway, walkaway...I will follow

    Jedi’s walkaway, walkaway
    I walkaway, walkaway...I will follow


    07.27.07
    (written 07.30.07—8:04 p.m.)

    Han Solo and Chewbacca stamp

    (sing to the tune of “Heroes” by David Bowie)

    I-I wish I could fly
    Like the falcons-like falcons can fly
    But something-something will keep us together Chewy
    Let’s go beat them until they are never
    Oh we can be Jedis-just for one day
    We can be Jedis, yeah, just for one day.


    07.28.07
    (written 07.30.07—8:27 p.m.)

    Yoda stamp

    (sing to the tune of “Stayin’ Alive” by The Bee Gees)

    Well, you can tell by the way I use the Force,
    I'm a Jedi man: no time to talk.
    Listen Luke, hear what I say, gotta close your eyes
    See what I see.

    Whether you’re a Jedi or you’re a stormtrooper
    it’s electrifying, electrifying.
    Feel the force upon you, it’s gonna be upon you
    it’s electrifying, electrifying.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, electrifying, electrifying.
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, electrifying.


    07.29.07
    (written 07.30.07—9:19 p.m.)

    Stormtroopers stamp

    (sing to the tune of “F Troop”)

    where saber fights are colorful sights
    and Jedi take a lickin’
    where rebels and empire
    come up kickin’

    we’ll roam all the way through outer space
    making a big wide loop
    our poise they say is our saving grace
    that’s why we are called storm troopers.


    07.30.07—10:12 p.m.

    X-wing starfighter stamp

    (sing to the tune of “I Just Can’t Wait to be King” from The Lion King)

    I’m gonna soar through the air
    Seeking peace as I destroy
    I’ll close my eyes and I’ll fly you
    The Force guiding this lone boy
    We’ll explode the death star, his reign’s ending
    Oh, I just love to fly my x-wing


    07.31.07—11:43 p.m.

    Darth Vader stamp

    (sing to the tune of “On the Dark Side” by John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band)

    Darth Vader’s callin’ now, someone will pay
    Jedi listen to what I say
    Out of the shadows Obi walks like a dream
    You had your chance Ben, feel my saber beam

    The Force ain’t gonna go and save your life this time
    I slipped to the dark side? Well my life is fine
    On Darth’s side, oh yeah
    On Darth’s side, oh yeah

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